I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers

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