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17 most inspirational Sarcasm quotes

Sarcasm quotes are a great way to inject some humor into your life. They can help you to look at the world in a different light and can provide some much needed perspective. Reading sarcasm quotes can also be beneficial as they often contain wisdom and insight that can help you to better understand yourself and the world around you. We have created and collected some meaningful sarcasm quotes quotes for you. Keep reading to learn more about life from these meaningful sarcasm quotes quotes.

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.

The internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I'm not sure what the secret to happiness is, but I'm pretty sure it starts with a 'C' and ends with an 'andice'.

Ellen DeGeneres

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

George Bernard Shaw

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I don't believe in the afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Winston Churchill

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'

Terry Pratchett

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